oh god the rape fog is back!
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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