People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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