that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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