we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize