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  being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...

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  I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"

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• (516): View more from New York

  "guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"

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  Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.

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