All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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