why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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