i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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