This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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