One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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