If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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