It's Friday. Sex?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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