just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
accomplished twins. life is a go
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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