Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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