The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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