Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just want nice things and good sex
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
