and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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