i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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