So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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