No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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