Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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