That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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