The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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