i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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