Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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