while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think people are normalizing furries
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