do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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