hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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