Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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