How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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