everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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