He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Come see our sink grown plant.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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