In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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