I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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