Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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