you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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