so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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