There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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