You can't special order awesome
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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