is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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