bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
What drink are we having for lunch?
Your cock deserves a montage
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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