also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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