I wanna bring you to show and tell
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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