The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
