my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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