she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My vagina just clenched in fear
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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