we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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