I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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