: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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