She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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