sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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