11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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