Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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