therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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