I just cut my nipple shaving
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
